Thursday, September 22, 2011

It's raining again

If you would let me
I would surely win your heart
And then consume it

A pretty squirrel
Look at you; you have a nut!
Oops, a hawk got you


Swords to Plowshares

Bananas are weird.
You only eat the inside.
Kind of like people.

I want to know things.
But I have found recently,
Learning things is hard.

Si tu  me embrasses,
Je n'ai pas de question.
La morte, elle t'attend.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Free Samples

Hey, are you hungry?
Try a sample of chicken!
Please don't walk away.

Every time I breathe
My heart aches for your caress.
Wait...acid reflux.

If I had a dime
For each good person on Earth,
I would have no dimes.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Fresh Air Makes it Hard to Breathe

I could do one more
Now I'm so high in the tree
Oh god a spider

Digging in the dirt
What the hell my shovel bent
Soil: 1, Metal: None

Un soleil heureux
Ailes de cire commencent a fondre
Le pere, maintenent triste

Sunday, April 4, 2010

I Want My Eggs in a Chocolate Cake

So quiet outside
The city stands still all night
Waiting for the dawn

Our work is done now
Brick by brick we laid it down
To guide the way home

How far did you go
When you went to get some air
I waited for you

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Through the endless void
Like a meteor I fly
Falcon punches hurt

Lighthouse on the cliff
Lonely you have always been
Light turns friends away

Ou se trouve demain?
Est-il au dela ce soir,
ou encore plus loin?

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Buffalo burgers are made of buffalo, but hamburgers are not made of ham

Wind howls through the trees
Walnuts rain from the heavens
Squirrels need helmets

It's time for pumpkins!
Everyone pick up a knife
Not you, Jeff Dahmer

Some people hate me
But they just don't understand
Human flesh tastes great