If you would let me
I would surely win your heart
And then consume it
A pretty squirrel
Look at you; you have a nut!
Oops, a hawk got you
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Swords to Plowshares
Bananas are weird.
You only eat the inside.
Kind of like people.
I want to know things.
But I have found recently,
Learning things is hard.
Si tu me embrasses,
Je n'ai pas de question.
La morte, elle t'attend.
You only eat the inside.
Kind of like people.
I want to know things.
But I have found recently,
Learning things is hard.
Si tu me embrasses,
Je n'ai pas de question.
La morte, elle t'attend.
Monday, November 8, 2010
Free Samples
Hey, are you hungry?
Try a sample of chicken!
Please don't walk away.
Every time I breathe
My heart aches for your caress.
Wait...acid reflux.
If I had a dime
For each good person on Earth,
I would have no dimes.
Monday, April 5, 2010
Fresh Air Makes it Hard to Breathe
I could do one more
Now I'm so high in the tree
Oh god a spider
Digging in the dirt
What the hell my shovel bent
Soil: 1, Metal: None
Un soleil heureux
Ailes de cire commencent a fondre
Le pere, maintenent triste
Now I'm so high in the tree
Oh god a spider
Digging in the dirt
What the hell my shovel bent
Soil: 1, Metal: None
Un soleil heureux
Ailes de cire commencent a fondre
Le pere, maintenent triste
Sunday, April 4, 2010
I Want My Eggs in a Chocolate Cake
So quiet outside
The city stands still all night
Waiting for the dawn
Our work is done now
Brick by brick we laid it down
To guide the way home
How far did you go
When you went to get some air
I waited for you
The city stands still all night
Waiting for the dawn
Our work is done now
Brick by brick we laid it down
To guide the way home
How far did you go
When you went to get some air
I waited for you
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Buffalo burgers are made of buffalo, but hamburgers are not made of ham
Wind howls through the trees
Walnuts rain from the heavens
Squirrels need helmets
It's time for pumpkins!
Everyone pick up a knife
Not you, Jeff Dahmer
Some people hate me
But they just don't understand
Human flesh tastes great
Walnuts rain from the heavens
Squirrels need helmets
It's time for pumpkins!
Everyone pick up a knife
Not you, Jeff Dahmer
Some people hate me
But they just don't understand
Human flesh tastes great
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