Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Rational Individuals Think at the Margin

So wait a minute,
I buy less when things cost more?
Amazing insight.


Hi pretty teapot
You're such a cute little thing
Why are you screaming?

Laissez-faire faux pas
Entrepreneur ridicule
Une petite mort des mots

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Essayer

Set for double space
Nudge the margins a little
What's the biggest font?

I like your penis
But please don't give it to me
In a cardboard box.

Je peux pas penser
Mes mots sont utilises
Pour decrire tes yeux.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Lay Zee Day

A quesadilla
Is just a grilled cheese sandwich
But the bread is flat.

For a Klondike bar
I would cheat on my girlfriend.
Just kidding don't hur-

La langue Francaise
Est une creature volage
Comme un bon vin rouge.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Playing with Balls


Punch and kick so hard
How very fitting it is
Boomer exploded

These robots are safe
They cannot harm a human
But we can harm them

Je suis fatigué
D'écriver mes mauvais mots
Dieu ne les aime pas

Monday, October 6, 2008

Faire Maiden

A lovely costume...
It does look quite authentic
Except for your gut.

When it's dark outside,
I cover my cigarette
So I won't get sniped.

Ma petite amie,
Penser à ca, c'est mauvais.
Je t'adore, sans doute.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Sockey

Japanese restaurants
Are just so nice and happy.
Wait, where's our sushi?

Hello, little one,
You're a baby dinosaur!
Please give back my arm.

Je pense que ces choses
Sont un petit peu nigaud.
Ma francais est mal.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Tempus Fugit

Who invented time?
Wouldn't it be much better
To stay where we are?

In the depths of space,
No one can hear your screaming
Except aliens.

Vous avez besoin
D'avoir beaucoup du sang si
Vous Etes un vampire

Ni Hao

Chinese history
Summed up in just a few words:
Stay away from us

My fingers touch yours
I gently squeeze your soft palm
Detatched hands are gross

Qu'est-ce que ca veut dire:
"Tu es un salaud tres laid"?
Je ne comprende pas.