Friday, October 10, 2008

Playing with Balls


Punch and kick so hard
How very fitting it is
Boomer exploded

These robots are safe
They cannot harm a human
But we can harm them

Je suis fatigué
D'écriver mes mauvais mots
Dieu ne les aime pas

Monday, October 6, 2008

Faire Maiden

A lovely costume...
It does look quite authentic
Except for your gut.

When it's dark outside,
I cover my cigarette
So I won't get sniped.

Ma petite amie,
Penser à ca, c'est mauvais.
Je t'adore, sans doute.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Sockey

Japanese restaurants
Are just so nice and happy.
Wait, where's our sushi?

Hello, little one,
You're a baby dinosaur!
Please give back my arm.

Je pense que ces choses
Sont un petit peu nigaud.
Ma francais est mal.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Tempus Fugit

Who invented time?
Wouldn't it be much better
To stay where we are?

In the depths of space,
No one can hear your screaming
Except aliens.

Vous avez besoin
D'avoir beaucoup du sang si
Vous Etes un vampire

Ni Hao

Chinese history
Summed up in just a few words:
Stay away from us

My fingers touch yours
I gently squeeze your soft palm
Detatched hands are gross

Qu'est-ce que ca veut dire:
"Tu es un salaud tres laid"?
Je ne comprende pas.