Through the endless void
Like a meteor I fly
Falcon punches hurt

Lighthouse on the cliff
Lonely you have always been
Light turns friends away

Ou se trouve demain?
Est-il au dela ce soir,
ou encore plus loin?

Buffalo burgers are made of buffalo, but hamburgers are not made of ham

Wind howls through the trees
Walnuts rain from the heavens
Squirrels need helmets

It's time for pumpkins!
Everyone pick up a knife
Not you, Jeff Dahmer

Some people hate me
But they just don't understand
Human flesh tastes great

A coffee machine
Makes coffee every morning
But never drinks it

Boom! Freeze! Michael Scarn
Don't move; you know what you did
I have lots of guns

Splash sploosh washing clothes
Did I just mix darks and whites?
I need more quarters

I bet cows like to moooove into new apartments.

A set of box springs
Is lighter than a mattress;
Riddle me that one.

Divided highways
Are some deranged man's sick joke.
Can't get there from here.

What did people do
Before the internet came?
Threw bolts into shoes.

If Stegosaurus Gets Herpes, Is it a Dino Sore?

Stomp stomp stomp around
I will roar my mighty roar
Ow laryngitis

Walking through the rain
Splish splash everywhere I go
No home to warm me

Hey there, little bug
Why does your bite hurt so much?
Hm red hourglass

Five hundred what?

God, sex is so great
I love to grind on my girl
Hey is this your car?

What are you doing
Are you watching us dry hump?
My girlfriend is shy

No more pirate jokes

Dum de dum de dum
Just happy walking along
Hehe I farted

I love my dolly
She was always my best friend
But her head came off

Wind in the tall trees
The sun peeks out from the clouds
Solar flares bring death

What's a pirate's favorite cheese?

Here kitty kitty
I am not going to hurt you
Science needs your brain

My boyfriend loves me
He tells me so every day
I think I'll try girls

What's a pirate's favorite chore?

Running is great fun
Wowee this road is rocky
Oh sweet Christ my shins

Someday when I'm gone
I hope you'll remember me
Sorry for the AIDs

This last one is French
Just close your eyes and pretend
Je suis desole