No more pirate jokes

Dum de dum de dum
Just happy walking along
Hehe I farted

I love my dolly
She was always my best friend
But her head came off

Wind in the tall trees
The sun peeks out from the clouds
Solar flares bring death

What's a pirate's favorite cheese?

Here kitty kitty
I am not going to hurt you
Science needs your brain

My boyfriend loves me
He tells me so every day
I think I'll try girls

What's a pirate's favorite chore?

Running is great fun
Wowee this road is rocky
Oh sweet Christ my shins

Someday when I'm gone
I hope you'll remember me
Sorry for the AIDs

This last one is French
Just close your eyes and pretend
Je suis desole