A coffee machine
Makes coffee every morning
But never drinks it

Boom! Freeze! Michael Scarn
Don't move; you know what you did
I have lots of guns

Splash sploosh washing clothes
Did I just mix darks and whites?
I need more quarters

I bet cows like to moooove into new apartments.

A set of box springs
Is lighter than a mattress;
Riddle me that one.

Divided highways
Are some deranged man's sick joke.
Can't get there from here.

What did people do
Before the internet came?
Threw bolts into shoes.