Wind howls through the trees
Walnuts rain from the heavens
Squirrels need helmets
It's time for pumpkins!
Everyone pick up a knife
Not you, Jeff Dahmer
Some people hate me
But they just don't understand
Human flesh tastes great
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Also cheeseburgers are not made of cheese. Why hasn't anyone spoken up to demand consistent nomenclature in ground meat patty sandwiches?
ReplyDeleteLove the first one but the last one scares me. I don't know if I want to know what inspired that one..
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure I was watching some CSI-type show about a murderer who was also a cannibal.
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